Once upon a time, Jeff wrote a book in one month. Now he plans to read it, chapter by chapter with commentary, for everyone to enjoy! He'll critique spelling and typos, identify gaping plot holes, and ridicule the awkward dialog he incorporated into this work of literature. Come along for the exciting journey into a fantasy world riddled with grammar errors!
Margaux questions her family's involvement and Jeff discusses hillbillies with wine
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Henry nerds out and Jeff laments the vast quantity of typos
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"An alchemist with some tricks in his trunk"
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"E-Man, the guy who does the E-Mail"
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Henry kills a tree just so he can go dancing and Jeff brags about his Electric Slide prowess
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Our heroes park a carriage and Jeff complains, once again, about 9th grade English class
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Henry bumps his head and Jeff tries to explain his new email address
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Henry laughs at a threat and Jeff raves about watching people write computer code
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Henry creeps on Margaux and Jeff forgets what chapter he just read
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Margaux asserts herself and Jeff lets us know he's in the market for a coffee machine
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Want to follow along?
Offworlder and Bringing Balance are both available on Amazon as actual printed books or an eBooks for your Amazon Kindle:
Don't worry! All versions have all the typos, spelling errors, and sentence fragments one would expect from a hastily written book!