Once upon a time, Jeff wrote a book in one month. Now he plans to read it, chapter by chapter with commentary, for everyone to enjoy! He'll critique spelling and typos, identify gaping plot holes, and ridicule the awkward dialog he incorporated into this work of literature. Come along for the exciting journey into a fantasy world riddled with grammar errors!
Margaux calms a horse and Jeff compares his book to The Davinci Code yet again
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Henry begins his escape attempt and Jeff complains about waiting rooms
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Margaux almost, but not quite, cries and Jeff ponders his inconsistent plot points
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Henry makes a Seinfeld reference and Jeff sounds grumpy
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Henry nurses his sore legs and Jeff sounds like he might pass out
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Leonid throws a smoke bomb and Jeff ponders the availability of beer
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Henry seems dumb and Jeff tries to sort out geography
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Margaux awakens and Jeff asks what's for breakfast
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Margaux meets her fans and Jeff wonders who has met a king
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A bartender recognizes one of our heroes and Jeff complains about clutter
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Want to follow along?
Offworlder and Bringing Balance are both available on Amazon as actual printed books or an eBooks for your Amazon Kindle:
Don't worry! All versions have all the typos, spelling errors, and sentence fragments one would expect from a hastily written book!