Once upon a time, Jeff wrote a book in one month. Now he plans to read it, chapter by chapter with commentary, for everyone to enjoy! He'll critique spelling and typos, identify gaping plot holes, and ridicule the awkward dialog he incorporated into this work of literature. Come along for the exciting journey into a fantasy world riddled with grammar errors!
Margaux reunites with her geese and Jeff ensures the public that there won't be a sequel
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Margaux gets some recognition and Jeff admits he wrote another book
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Margaux gets buffets wrong and Jeff gets the episode number wrong
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Astrid hogs two seats in the carriage and Jeff discusses team building exercises
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Margaux stares into Henry's ear and Jeff contemplates passing out drunk in his front yard
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Margaux performs first aid with cutlery and Jeff describes how bad his yard looks
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Henry hides in a bush and Jeff admits to having a wicked farmer tan
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Margaux and Henry split up for terribly boring reasons and Jeff discusses his childhood sewer system
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Margaux remains highly judgemental and Jeff has a legit drinking break
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Our hereos attempt to escape and Jeff implies Tolkien stole a scene from him
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Want to follow along?
Offworlder and Bringing Balance are both available on Amazon as actual printed books or an eBooks for your Amazon Kindle:
Don't worry! All versions have all the typos, spelling errors, and sentence fragments one would expect from a hastily written book!